buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

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erectrode:

can i get a one way ticket to being attractive please

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rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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6 Types of Love

Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love

Ludus
a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once

Storge
an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity

Pragma
love that is driven by the head, not the heart

Mania
obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows; very possessive and often jealous lovers

Agape
selfless altruistic love; spiritual

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breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

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Summertime

Miles Davis & Quincy Jones
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Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do them. Doing what you’re afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that - that’s what life is.

Amy Poehler (via psych-facts)
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ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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